怼人
“世界上最幸福的事情就是我想让你给我送伞，刚好你来了”
“我是搞笑女，但却因为了你，我变成了一个温柔的女孩子”
“热爱无罪”
“他们不会说话，我可会说”
“别把我的沉默，变成你肆意妄为的理由”
“有时间就多看看书，别总喝茶 茶里茶气🍵”
“怎么那么浓的茶味？”
“是谁喝茶了？”
“我这叫以毒攻毒”
“世界上最难反驳的辩论就是沉默”
“我沉默不是让你再恶心我”
“别拿我的沉默当借口”
“You like to say it so much, right?”
“If you know your father is right, why don't you take a notebook to write it down?”
“Stay out of other people's business.”
“小明的爷爷103岁”
一《撒野》蒋丞
“少管别人性取向，没跟你爹搞对象”
一简䇯
“哇，你好厉害，吃什么长大的吃屎吧”
“知道我的秘密就传出去，你好牛逼”
“天天仗着你是老师的宠儿是欺负我们”
“你想一下，谁不可以成为老师宠儿？”
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接下来就是数学老师了一李老师
“他这种就是欺软怕硬”
“以后记住在社会上还是在哪，别招惹别人”
“如果他招惹你一定要还手，根据法律的相关规定，你还手属于正当防卫”
“以后他再动你一根手指头，我说你们一句告诉我我替你出头”
“从心理学上表示这种人就是喜欢欺负弱小”
“这种人就喜欢欺负比他弱小的，你要狠狠的收拾他一顿”
“我还没动手呢，他就先认怂了”
“交友，说说话玩和谁都可以，但是深交一定要看他的人品”
“如果是那个有前科的，你一出事就把你抛弃了，千万不要交，他能把他的朋友害进去，他有可能也会把你害进去”
“他这种人在社会上就不值得一提”
“社会上又比他更恶心更牛逼的人，社会上什么人没有？”
“只不过你们现在在学校，有老师保护”
“为什么要怕他？是他有的你没有吗？他有父母你也有，他有老师也有老师，他有的你也有，你为什么要怕他呢？”
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英语—刘老师
“I'm not afraid of anything.”
“Anyway, he can make his teacher so angry that his teacher will not help him.”
“There is no love at this age.”
“Don't be like class three.”
“This era does not have ah, only play and fresh feeling.”
“Say homosexual is disgusting everyday, how to drop you more disgusting?”
“Look, isn't he the kind of person I hold with one hand under my hands?”
“Speak Chinese in what class, and speak English in English class.”
“Don't ***ing disgust people.”
“***!”
“Don't take care of it so fast. You live by the sea, don't you?”
“Do you live in a sea view villa?”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are so awesome.”
“Are you the teaching director? You are so crazy that you beat the teacher every day. What's wrong? Your mother taught you.”
“Didn't your mother teach you to respect your teacher?”
“There are also rules for primary and secondary school students.”
“Go to copy it if you have time.”
“Don't let me put up with you any more than I ***ing do”
“你们凭什么欺负我的学生！？”
“好好休息”
“好好玩吧”
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语文老师一邓老师
“教育的本质你们都忘了吗？”
“我要怎么教你们？”
“你们的内心已经腐化了”
“ 在星期一升国旗的时候，我没有看到你们眼中的骄傲”
“你们不是生在和平的时代，而是生在强大的国家”
“爱国不是一个口号，而是一个行动”
“你们要把爱国刻在DNA里”
“好好学习”
“一条狗在狗叫什么？”
“天天骂人有意思吗？”
“来来来，我们一起搞笑”
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政治老师一蔺老师
“我没教过你吗？要用政治怼别人”
“他骂你，你骂回去”
“他凭什么辱骂我学生，走 我们去打他”
“什么他欺负你把他叫过来”
“想上西天是吗？”
“没教养的东西”
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还有一些老师就不写了
也可以投稿的